welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
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I TLEITREALLY CANT S TOP LAUGHIGN IM GHAVING A HEA RT A TTT AKC KEELSHAUIL IT ALLF IA M OGING TO DI EI IM DEID JS IRHG GFDSHHDFFDSAAFDSH
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I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit.
Ahh so precious////
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“if i had a British accent i would like never shut up”
“white lips, pale face, breathing in the snow flakes <3”
“I was totally born in the wrong generation”
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Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend
HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY
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THE BETA KIDS GOING ON A ROAD TRIP
DAVE RECORDING IT ON HIS PHONE
TG: day one hour one
TG: rose has taken 6 headache pills
TG: jade has already broke into our small snack supply
TG: john is nearly asleep
TG: haha johns the master of pranks my ass
TG: its time to get out the sharpies
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